Hey: Let's all get fat and die!

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 01/17/2018 at 08:49 • Filed to: None

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 08:56

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Have you seen breakfastdogs? It’s like a corndog but with a sausage wrapped in a syrupy pancake thing, kind of like a McGriddle

Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 08:57

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The Pillsbury logo is pretty much synonymous with the “poison” symbol.

Although a homemade version of this sounds great right now.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 08:59

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What a way to go though. You know, assuming it doesn’t taste like cardboard.

Sir Halffast > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 09:02

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One of the lesser known Jimmy Buffett songs, I see...

random001 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 09:03

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Needs more bacon

CalzoneGolem > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 09:05

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This makes me want to puke.

Now stuff it with cream cheese and I’ll get fat and die with you.

Now I need another bagel

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 09:14

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Chicken and waffles? Oh God yes.

Stuffed waffles? Too far.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 09:37

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Yes, please.

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 09:49

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What kinda dipping sauces does it come with? Ranch? Cheese? Gravy?

Future next gen S2000 owner > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 11:04

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I mean, we are all gonna die anyway.

On the plus side, I did not take any donuts from the break room this morning and I walked the stair up to my floor.

Future next gen S2000 owner > random001 01/17/2018 at 11:05

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And little syrup droplets like the McGriddles. Do they still make those?

LOREM IPSUM > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 11:47

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Oh thank heaven...

random001 > Future next gen S2000 owner 01/17/2018 at 12:10

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They do! At least, I think so. It’s been a while...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/17/2018 at 12:54

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I haven’t, but it’s not clad in bacon, as you describe it, so it wouldn’t be deadly enough to grab my attention.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Ash78, voting early and often 01/17/2018 at 12:54

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That is a stinging indictment.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/17/2018 at 12:55

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Honestly? I wouldn’t expect it to taste like cardboard. I’d expect it to be laden with sugar and salt and saturated and hydrogenated fats; salty, fatty and sweet. The Trifecta of Death

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Sir Halffast 01/17/2018 at 12:56

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Can’t listen now; is that Get drunk and screw ?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CalzoneGolem 01/17/2018 at 12:57

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Because He loves us, God gave us carbohydrates and chocolate. (Note that you may conveniently include beer in the carbohydrates category...)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 12:58

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We need an image with that comment.

Recovering Gaijin > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 13:00

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For convenience store food, those rock. I just had one while comparing the awd of the Previa I just bought against my memory of my old manual 4wd Subaru on a couple favorite hills in a inch or two of snow. Almost spilled my ramkin of syrup steering into a skid. Had to laugh at myself for the dumbassery of eating while hooning. Still, the waffle was perfect for a snowy day. Next time I’ll finish it before hitting the road: I don’t want to spill that syrup!

Sir Halffast > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 13:01

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Yup.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 01/17/2018 at 13:03

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Good question: sweet or savory? I’d probably use ketchup and or mustard.

Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 13:03

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And coming from a guy who gladly eats McGriddles.

(A few times a year, but still)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Future next gen S2000 owner 01/17/2018 at 13:04

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Yes, but I really like my life and the people in it and I’d rather not hasten the process.

If there is a plain, raised donut, well, it’s my kryptonite.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > LOREM IPSUM 01/17/2018 at 13:06

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#immigrationtrigger

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Recovering Gaijin 01/17/2018 at 13:07

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Thank you for a smile and a laugh today.

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 13:07

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Well, that thing has both sweet and savory going on already, so why not BBQ sauce?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Ash78, voting early and often 01/17/2018 at 13:08

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I really like the egg McMuffin, but they’re overpriced.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 01/17/2018 at 14:02

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That could work, but I’m not a yuge fan of BBQ sauce, generally, unless it’s on something BBQ’d...

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 14:12

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Yeah, same here - I was just trying to think of something really dumb, TBH.

I wouldn’t eat this - - but only because I’d rather have that mess of cholesterol on an English Muffin than a waffle, sadly.

Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/17/2018 at 15:41

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Jimmy Dean delights (frozen) — 90% as good for less than half the price.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Ash78, voting early and often 01/17/2018 at 16:18

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I have this fantasy of going to Costco and buying a box of the frozen Angus hamburgers and go home and eat a bunch of them.

Poor_Sh > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 20:41

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I raise you... chicken and bacon-stuffed-waffles!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Poor_Sh 01/17/2018 at 20:46

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Existential crisis